The Art Mystery

 

 

          Because the mystery books I’m writing are set in the art world, I’ve read all the novels I can find related to that world, to identify those I thought were especially good, and those I thought less successful.  I’ll discuss why I like or dislike certain books, and point out what I perceive to be flaws.  But I don’t plan to go out of my way to savage other writers or their books.  I see enough of that elsewhere.  (For a fabulous response from an author to a vicious critic, see “I Am Not A Jackass” by A.J. Jacobs in the New York Times Book Review, February 13, 2005.  I laughed out loud when I read it.  Hurrah for A.J. Jacobs!)

          There are art-related subjects I think have been beaten to death, and at the top of my list is Nazi looting during World War II.  For my course on art mysteries, I read 15, and could have read many more.  When so many books explore the same subject, they can’t help being repetitive.  Writers, give us a break, and find a new topic.  There are many subjects that haven’t been explored at all, let alone exhausted.

          I’ll also make a plea to my fellow art historians and other experts to stop cramming their books with details about their specialties, detracting greatly from their plots and boring their readers comatose.  Most art historians need ruthless editors.  Consider Earth Colors by Sarah Andrews, 2004, filled with paragraphs like those in the following courtroom scene:

First, the green paint used was incorrect.  It should have been Hooker’s green, which is a mixture of Prussian blue, a synthetically produced pigment, and gamboge, which is an organic resin from Asia. The Prussian blue was present, all right, but the

 
 

gamboge was not.  In its place I found a mixture of lead chromate, which is a much paler, less brownish pigment, and several other pigments meant to shift the yellow to the classic mustard tone.  While Remington occasionally used lead chromate, his Hooker’s green was purchased premixed, and the yellow used was gamboges.

So from this you concluded that the painting was a forgery? (the judge asked).

…I analyzed the lead in the lead white to see if there was much silver in it.  While the cyanide process used today to separate those two elements was in widespread use by 1900, I thought that, if there were a significant impurity in the lead, it might indicate that the pigment used was old.  However, it was quite pure. 

This continues for pages, at what should be the peak of the book’s intensity.  Most courtroom scenes are cliffhangers, but this one is a drowse-maker.

Because of the tendency by art historians to show-off expertise, the best art-related mysteries, are, in my opinion, by good writers who choose to write about art, not art experts.  (Yes, I know, I’m likely to be guilty of the same error, but I’m working hard to avoid it.)

I don’t like mysteries (or other novels, for that matter) in which violent death, torture and gore is meticulously described, or that contain too many pages of graphic sex, even when the books are major prize winners.  (Check out Alan Hollinghurst’s The Line of Beauty, 2004, which won a Booker prize.  There’s so much explicit sex in it, I couldn’t follow the plot, if any.  Because of its title and the delirious praise on the book jacket, many people gave this book to their great-aunts and other horrified recipients.  At Waterstone’s in London, The Line of Beauty is found in a section of books “of special interest to homosexuals,” which probably prevented it being a Mother’s Day gift to dozens of shocked moms and grannies.)

Here are a few of my favorite art-related mysteries:

Barnard, Robert, The Corpse at the Haworth Tandoori, 1998.  (Yes, I promise, despite the title, this is an art-related mystery.)

Francis, Dick, In the Frame, 1976.

Francis, Dick, To the Hilt, 1997.

King, Laurie, A Grave Talent, 1993.

Marsh, Ngaio, Artists in Crime, 1938.

          Missing some prominent names, right?  Read the reviews on the Internet of some of the books by authors who’ve published a long list of art mysteries.  Sometimes, according to the readers, each successive mystery is more tedious than its predecessor, but publishers keep publishing them.  Why?  That’s a topic for another time. Just to pique your curiosity, here are some readers’ comments about the books of one of the critics’ favorites:  “Too cumbersome to make sense”; “What could be bad?…most everything”;  “A disappointment. Clichéd.”; “Hokey”; “Obvious”; “Mediocre”; “Predictable.”  In every case, I agree.  (Mystery Readers International, www.mysteryreaders.org/subscribe.html, Vol. 21, No. 1, is devoted to Art Mysteries.  Those interested in this kind of mystery should read it.  You will find some very different opinions from mine on certain books.)